Tolopka Christmas Newsletters

If you're looking for Steve & Janet's Christmas newsletters, you've come to the right place! Only the most recent versions of The Tolopka Tattler are available online, but sooner or later (probably later if history is any judge), I'll archive the 20 older editions here as well.

The online version of The Tolopka Tattler contains all the features you've come to expect from our printed newsletters over the years: boring reminiscence, genuine color photos, sophomoric humor, and a marked inability to Know When to Quit. But wait! You get more! Online the online versions of The Tattler use patented[1] Hyperlinking Technology® to connect you with even more photos, video, music, and semi-useless information. You just can't get this sort of stuff in the print version of the Tattler. Follow those links!

Hints for Reading The Tattler (2009+)

Beginning with the 2009 Edition, the Tolopka Tattler is published in PDF format. Clicking on the links below will bring you the appropriate PDF.

  • All photos in the PDF contain links to the full-size versions of the corresponding photo; just click to see us in a size that's certain to disturb your digestion.
  • Other links in the PDF (blue underlines) are also live and will take you to additional material that you may (or at least we do) find interesting.

Hints for Reading The Tattler (2002-2008)

The 2002 through 2008 editions of The Tattler were published in HTML format.

  • The small numbers in brackets (like the one in the item just above) indicate footnotes; you'll wanna read them to get maximum value from your Tattler subscription <grin>. Just click on the footnote number to go directly to the corresponding footnote. After you've read it, click again on the footnote number to go right back where you were.
  • Click on any photo to see the full-size version. No more squinting at tiny pictures where you can't tell Janet from Steve!  Warning: photos depicting replicas of oversized yellow invertebrates may be too intense for younger children if enlarged to full size <grin>.

Current Edition of The Tattler

OK, no more waiting - click right here for the current edition of The Tolopka Tattler. Happy Holidays!

Back Issues

Feeling nostalgic for last year's edition of the Tattler? New to our mailing list and wish you'd been getting these for years? Bored enough so that your eyes will roll up in your head if you don't do something, anything????? Well, have we got a deal for you! Back issues of the Tattler are available right here.

2009 Valentine's Day Edition
2008 International Women's Day Edition
2007 There's-No-Time-Like-the-President Edition
2006 Presidential Edition
2005 Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Edition
2004 Bissextile Edition
2003 Looking But Not Yet Leaping Edition
2002 Palindromic Edition

[1] By someone!